1. How great was it to see some of the guys with elaborate hairstyles at the Golden Globes this year (Jared Leto, Alex Ebert)? You're in the film industry, people. You shouldn't all look like Wally Beaver.
2. I wouldn't mind never hearing the words "I didn't prepare a speech" again.
3. Biggest shocker: Zosia Mamet was best dressed. Beautiful.
4. Amy and Tina, you are the funniest.
5. Amy and Tina, your audience collaborators were also the funniest.
6. Amy, I'll now always hate you because you got to make out with Bono.
7. How gorgeous is Bono's wife, still??
8. Ha ha . . . "Irish Alzheimer's: you never forget."